I thought that this would be funny to share.
This was a humorous link about some of the creepiest things that kids have said to adults.
Have to admit, if my son ever said anything like these things, or if I someday have another child (by the off chance) and they say something like this, it would probably give me the creeps, at least on some level.
The closest thing that my son ever said similar was not directed at me, although I was present to hear it. He was saying it to my brother (his uncle), and he said in a falsetto voice, "I'm going to stab you."
When You See What These Kids Said, You'll Want To Run.