Another hilarious headline and story by Andy Borowitz to hopefully brighten up your weekend.
This one certainly made me laugh.
Here is a spoof quote by Markwayne Mullin, making clear that anyone who questions his peaceful nature will get his fist rammed down their throat:
“I believe that every dispute should be settled peacefully,” Mullin said. “And if anyone questions my sincerity about that, I’ll shove my fist down their throat and tear out their lungs.”
Pretty funny stuff.
Below is the link to the article.
Enjoy.
Markwayne Mullin Says Anyone Who Claims He Has Anger Issues Will Get Kicked in the Face by Andy Borowitz, Mar 18, 2026:
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/markwayne-mullin-says-anyone-who
Markwayne Mullin Says Anyone Who Claims He Has Anger Issues Will Get Kicked in the Face
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