Weekend Funny Onion Headline: Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World

This is a picture of a magnet that was being sold at Strand's Book Store in New York City a few years ago. No, I did not buy it, but I liked it and took a picture, which I am sharing here now. 

Meant to publish this weeks ago. Somehow, though, I never quite got around to doing it. At least not until today, anyway.

Now this is supposed to be a spoof headline from The Onion.

That said, it actually feels like it has more than a little bit of truth to it. Donald Trump is doing his utmost to consistently screw up the world as much as he possibly can. Part of that now appears to be criticizing allies (or former allies now, in this Age of Trump) for not doing more on their end to help him screw up the world beyond all repair. 

Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World by The Onion, Published on March 23, 2026:

https://theonion.com/trump-demands-allies-do-their-fair-share-to-fuck-up-the-world/?fbclid=IwY2xjawQu4y5leHRuA2FlbQIxMABzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEems4_2QBJzLwcNn_QxAlbl-4DOlQlAoARFlZVcDSXrNtBhR_tDPB5QJRq1Rk_aem_z3I3aabtg1J-qPL-vvdkZQ

Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World - The Onion