World Still in Mourning After Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent Discovered Still Alive

Just ran into this article, which seemed worthy of The Onion.

It was the headline that grabbed me. The idea of millions being shocked and in mourning when a lunatic asylum escapee like Ted Nugent is shockingly discovered to be still alive.

Just thought I would post this, which is meant in jest, for humor.

Here is the link to the article:

Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 68, Found Alive Posted about by Alexander Crouton-Skitch of The National Report, published in 2015 :

http://nationalreport.net/rockeractivist-ted-nugent-found-alive-aged-66/?fbclid=IwAR1Amgpn587hb2KNrYReqZLwKVhx_gcAsirmHaR32itTKHQVcL_dw6-5p1w