Sunday Funny: College Valedictorian Thought Offers To Be Professional Valedictorian Would Come Rolling In After Graduation

This is the season of graduations. It seems that a lot of people are posting pictures of loved ones graduating, with some valedictorians among them. 

So it seemed like this particular headline from The Onion was especially apropos for the season.

Enjoy!

College Valedictorian Thought Offers To Be Professional Valedictorian Would Come Rolling In After Graduation Published June 12, 2023:

https://www.theonion.com/college-valedictorian-thought-offers-to-be-professional-1850524222