Sunday Funny: Report: 50% Of Heaven’s Population Just Assholes Who Begged For Forgiveness At Last Second

This was one of the Onion headlines which really made me laugh harder than even most other Onion headlines do. Just the thought of this....

There was a novel by Bryce Courtney, I believe, which pointed out this same paradox. A man had basically been a sinner - or the Onion might have simply called him an asshole - throughout his life. But in his final, dying moments, he finally repented his sinful ways and was able tor each Heaven as a result. And the narrating voice thought that was actually a rather sweet deal.

It was funny, as well as thought-provoking. But this headline by the Onion is obviously less serious, and just makes me laugh. 

Enjoy!

Report: 50% Of Heaven’s Population Just Assholes Who Begged For Forgiveness At Last Second Published October 3, 2016:

https://www.theonion.com/report-50-of-heaven-s-population-just-assholes-who-be-1819579298?utm_campaign=TheOnion&utm_content=1678394545&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=twitter&fbclid=IwAR3sWUN5LDpInxW2QnsnOfgNva6Gz2i5I4OhzdR-rqXMB7Y3Jj-s_1ADUB8